Like all good cowboys

Lefty goes to Ohio

(Just listen to it.)

And a quick clarification to Sara's post:

Matrilocal is a very different concept than matriarchal.

We're talking a matrilocal society with patriarchal rule.

Awesome concept, isn't it?

Makes for good dinnertime conversation anyway. Like when Sara tells Jess, "There isn't any butter in these mashed potatoes, thanks to a tip I got from Kara," and Jess goes, "What'd you do to them?" to which Sara explains how she used nonfat plain yogurt (mmm) in them instead. Jess then laments, "What am I going to do without Kara for these kitchen secrets," to which I reply, "You'll never have to find out, thanks to our wonderful commune in Ohio!"