Four reactions to the same neighborly event

The scene: Our kitchen. With the blinds to the back door open. Two young neighborly male fellows are playing catch with a football in our back yard.

Kara: "Hey look, Sara, our neighbors are wearing shirts today!"
Sara: "Hallelujah! Look at that lovely shirt rippling in the breeze."
Jessica: (walking in with a stunned expression on her lovely countenance) "Wow, there are some good-looking men in our back yard!"
Mia: (Too engrossed in reading The Princess Bride on the couch to notice said neighborly figures)